kristin has been a bad kristin
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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