he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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