Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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