I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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