If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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