Me too!
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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