Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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