Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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