I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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