Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize