but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
