this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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