Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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