They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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