Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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