he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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