I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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