Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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