i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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