Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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