I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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