no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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