Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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