found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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