I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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