I don't think brook has ever known best
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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