Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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