Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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