i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Reggie can tackle my bush.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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