can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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