when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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