Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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