Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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