Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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