If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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