I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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