Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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