i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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