operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
