i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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