In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
