even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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