Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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