i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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