Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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