Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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