Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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