do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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