Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Randomize
