I wannas sexs uuuuu
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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