Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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