I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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