My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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