you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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