Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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