school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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