we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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