You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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